After months in the icy wilderness, your correspondent is back...with another madcap scheme. PLUS, er, that's it.
Plus not much else...
PLUS: Hellfire preachers, ant men, my new friend Clive and much, much more
PLUS: Steiff bears, Royal toadies, parish councillors, garden gnomes and much, much more!
PLUS: Algorithms, haircuts, Jack Reacher... and Prince Philip!
PLUS: Bats, rats, Bez, more bats and more and more bats!
PLUS: Fat Pete, Samantha Fox, royalty millions and much, much more!
PLUS: Vaccine fun and games, Superintendent Ted Hastings, Reiver and much much more!
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