PLUS: Missing dogs, Geordies in the doghouse, Gorillas with tin-openers, and not much else!!
PLUS: Proud Boys, rude boys, Gregg Wallace, Diddy David Hamilton and much, much more!
INCLUDING: James Bond, underpants, Hob Nobs and not much else!
PLUS: Todgers, trousers, BACS payments, Canada geese and much, much more!
PLUS: rampant sex, cracker jokes, Johnny Depp, Black Lives Matter and much, much more!
PLUS: Nicole Kidman's face, Tier 2-upmanship, vaccines, fags and much, much more.
PLUS: Potties, chickens, meerkats, Des O'Connor and YOUR verdict on The Crown.
And much more in issue 1 of my all-new newsletter!
After 10 years in the wilderness, it's time to rewire the writing career.